Sunday, October 4, 2009

Maxine for President

(Received via email...I wish I could claim the creativity, but I share the thoughts *smile*)

Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one!

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...





Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes?

Think about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. Note from Ginger: UPS and FEDEX can locate one single package in billions mailed daily, but our national intelligence can't find where one major terrorist is hiding. Maybe we should turn the problem over to UPS!

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judge s and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up !

2 comments:

Sue McK said...

And I think America is speaking up, but doing it too slowly for me. I know when I was a kid, I could've cared less who was in positions of leadership in congress. But now, even my children know the ratfinks in congress, and who has a backbone. It amazes me...my children are learning more by watching television than they'd ever learn in left-wing schools. And that's thanks to America waking up.

Elizabeth McKenzie said...

Stop being a part of the problem. Hmmm, Good point. Even if you aren't vocal, there are other ways to contribute to the solution. There's a lot of mailing, faxing, petition signing, etc. a person can do. Email your friends. If they balk, I guess they're not really your friends, are they? I wish I could express myself. I just get too emotional and lose the words. But I can write.

Great post, Ginger. I love Maxine. I'll vote for her.

WARNING: I support the office of the President, not the person currently holding it!