Monday, August 2, 2010

Pucker Up!

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"

"I've been divorced three times, owned two cars made by General Motors, and I voted for Obama."

1 comment:

Sue McK said...

BWAHAHAHAH!!! So true! Thanks for the laugh!

WARNING: I support the office of the President, not the person currently holding it!